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Yes, languange has evolved with so far that we can actually communicate in non-sensical numbers. Just looks cool so far to be able to speak l337. Just wonder how does one do it in real life. How does speech show that you are speaking l337 unless we are like using speech bubbles. That is so like 2D and in a comic or something. Well a few blogs back I have commented on the massacring of the English language with IRC talk. But I like l337. Just looks cool.

Anyway on to more tragic things. I just discovered I was blonde. It struck me harder than a thunderbolt and my friends who just realised it along with me are now giving me this wierd stare and wondering what's my IQ now. So far, the highest bet they made on it was 9. It is that bad. You know, actually I insist I am not blonde. Its just all those shampoos that use those bleaching stuff. And its not blonde! Its merely brown. a light brown under the sun, not even blonde. You know what I mean, like duh? Oh shit, I am beginning to talk like a you know... that kind of person with the yellow hair... crap, I mean blonde wait, you know what I mean.

So does being a blonde actually sentence you to a life of being the butt of blonde jokes and drops your IQ to practically zilch? Perhaps. maybe the hair colour has something to do with the pigment made from your brain cells thats why blondes are dumb. But hey, are blondes really dumb? I know it has been something like an international joke that blondes are dumb, but look at people around you who aspire to have blonde hair. So technically if blondes are dumb, then those people who want to be blondes have IQ well below negative. I don't get it why some people like to have blonde hair. Its just making them look stupid. It does especially for Asians. Looks so wierd... have you seen those stars like Coco Lee with blonde hair? Ugh... I will never be blonde! Maybe neon green...

(Sing to tune of Last Kiss by Pearl Jam)
Oh where oh where has their IQ gone?
The blonde dye took it away from them.
Its gone to heaven so they've gotta be smart,
and dye their blonde hair black.

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Do forgive the eccentricity this time.

Time to update again.

I must really express my revulsion towards the mainstream music these days as more so-called "pop-princesses" create what they term as music. Britney Spears has just disgraced herself ultimately with that "song" which I shall call noise, entitled "I'm a slave for you". Not to mention the kinky title, and the image she is portraying, I have no doubt whatsoever that she is not a virgin. She resembles more of a slut as each day passes and her music is absolutely revolting. How can you call that noise music? Tell you what, if you can whistle to that tune, well... then you can call it music. It is not music, there is no tune, no rhythm, no artistic value, its just a ploy that bribes people to buy her Cds now that song writers no longer want to send songs to her because there are better talents to publicise their songs.

I say death to pop princesses. I say no more stupid noise like that. I say save the CDs and use them to burn something useful like pirated games. I say MTV should have a ban on all kinds of these music, and should any caller request for any Britney Spears song, instantly hang up. I don't know but do the radio stations notice that their ratings drop everytime they play something like that? I am sure I am not the only one, how can you call that a song? I hope Britney Spears realise how hopeless she is in producing something new like this, and retire from the music scene and do something more productive then plague our daily lives with this crap.

Superman - Five For Fighting

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me

I'm more than a bird
I'm more than a plane
I'm more than some pretty face beside a train
And it's not easy to be me

I wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
'Bout a home I'll never see

It may sound absurd
But don't be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed
But won't you conceive
Even heroes have the right to dream
And it's not easy to be me

Up, up and away, away from me
Well it's alright
You can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy or anything

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
I'm only a man in a phony red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me, inside of me
Inside of me, yeah inside of me, inside of me

I'm only a man in a phony red sheet
I'm only a man looking for a dream
I'm only a man in a phony red sheet
And it's not easy�
It's not easy to be me

I just write blogs because no one ever reads them.

I am truly amazed. Awed, astounded, surprised, dumbfounded, astonished... truly I feel that I am a very small person.

The stupidity of people just strikes me so apparently that I am at a loss for words. Look at the way people type these days on the Net. da words tat dey say haf no grammar no consistency no sense of english lacking punctuation n is a disgrace for pple of their lack of intellect. its stoopid n dey tink its kue n bez to tok like tat coz damn fun n easy on irc. Haf dey ever heard of da shift key or punctuation. y must dey type like tat? It becomes irritating n sumtimes cant make sense of wut dey write? Sumtime cant noe wut crap dey say online. Maybe dey shud go n die.

Typing proper english online not bad. look no punctuation so simple to say. as long as dey understand rite? U understand wut crap i say rite? Ur problem if u dun understand. U think i damn stoopid go look at irc so many stoopid pple like mi online all tok kok like this. So who stoopid? U or mi? This bullshit. Who need grammar? irc for fun dun need to follow stoopid english rules. does use of bad english make mi writing go bad? Haps. Sides wut dey say on irc has no content. U noe substance.

Dey go tok kok becoz dey got no life. see them type mail also lihai. all the stoopid dialect start spouting in like u noe. like dey dun noe english. frustrating tyring to understand this kind of chi bais. u see dey luv suffixing their sentences with liaos and lars like tat lar. i tot dey want to keep words short and simple but how come got so much liao? Stoopid pple huh? Nah, see them lar. Mi not elitist who tink dey shud not use irc language if it can call a language. Mi just feel its stoopid coz damn hard to understand. Enuf cant see wut kok dey say but y suffix with lar like tat lar? Problem come.

I tink dey do it to hide how stoopid dey r. dey r so stoopid that cannot see how stoopid dey hide if dey use stoopid language. Rite? Grammar come to standstill. So much easier read if not stoopid. Speed read cannot. But dey r stoopid pple so dun noe speed read. Stop it lar. Gou4 Le. Wait 4 dialect to come in. Stoopid ma chan. wut is their problem typing like tHiS wIf MaNy cApS n SmAll lEtTeRs tot dey dun noe how to use shift key. Truly if the people online had any brains at all they would learn to use English online with at least the decency to punctuate their sentences properly. Here's an example. The online community says this cynical blogger is stupid. Now with proper punctuation the proper sentence is; the online community, says this cynical blogger, is stupid.