Conversations With Self

Monday, February 28, 2005

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Saturday, February 26, 2005

Hell wants him
Heaven won't take him
Earth needs him


No, this is not a spoiler for the movie Constantine starring Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weis. I thought this was gonna be another Matrix-like film, you know where, as my friend would put it, "Who wants to see Keanu Reeves dodge more things? Who wants to see more bullet-time and dodge more bullets. Oh I can't get enough of Keanu Reeves doing this (he waves his arms like a moron while leaning back in the cliched Matrix pose) and dodge more things."

I guess I might be wrong to assume this is another cool effects and all blaze-and-glory film ala-Matrix style, but then I have to wait for my torrent... err... I mean "tickets" from the "cinema" to "arrive" if you get my drift.

Isn't this another movie about demon-slaying and redemption?

Yeah this is again about my demon-slaying and fighting unseen forces of my mind. No, wait, it's no longer of my mind, my demons of my mind have manifested into the physical world, and perhaps it is time to buy a shotgun and play Doom 3. Screw redemption, there is only blood and gore.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Reading back on my Con West notes, and as a follow-up from the apparent illusion where America saved the world from Nazism and Communism, I wonder then do we know the monster we have created? I read Frankenstein again, and I wonder, are we all doomed to not know what the hell we are doing? As an excerpt:

I beheld the wretch -- the miserable monster whom I had created. He held up the curtain of the bed; and his eyes, if eyes they may be called, were fixed on me. His jaws opened, and he muttered some inarticulate sounds, while a grin wrinkled his cheeks. He might have spoken, but I did not hear; one hand was stretched out, seemingly to detain me, but I escaped, and rushed down stairs. I took refuge in the court-yard belonging to the house which I inhabited; where I remained during the rest of the night, walking up and down in the greatest agitation, listening attentively, catching and fearing each sound as if it were to announce the approach of the demoniacal corpse to which I had so miserably given life.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

In refutation to someone's column, I hope you don't take this as a personal attack, but I just learnt something which I felt somewhat disturbed by and I would just like to point out facts.

One thing America did not give the world was a liberated world from Nazi Germany. I wonder since when the myth was propagated, I wonder how could we have been lied to on such a grand scale, but America's entry into World War II was not a major reason why Nazi Germany fell. Those fascist Nazis fell because of the communist's Red Army, not because of the great democratic West invaded from the west, opened the western front and marched on to Berlin. In the words of my professor, it's not about Saving Private Ryan, but rather about Saving Private Smirnoff who was fighting the Nazis and saving the Jews from the death camps. When 95% of Germany's army's deaths took place on the Eastern front, who really won the war? Which army really marched into Berlin? I wonder then, how did the Soviet Union come to be seen as the evil bad guys as shown in Hollywood movies?

How often are our own perspectives twisted by our notions of good and evil?

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

There's a chilling sense pervading the air, when the mysterious undertone of my life is echoed in the music I hear today.

Save Me - Unwritten Law

Had a bad day, don't talk to me
Gonna ride this out,
My little black heart, breaks apart,
With your big mouth.

And I'm sick of my sickness
Don't touch me, you'll get this
I'm useless, lazy, perverted
And you hate me

You can't save me
You can't change me
Well I'm waiting for my wake up call
And everything, everything's my fault

Went to the doctor, and I asked her
To make this stop
Got medication - a new addiction
F*ckin thanks a lot.

Had a relapse, I'm outta rehab
It ruins everything
So point your finger, at the senior
He's in the pharmacy

You can't save me
You can't change me
Well I'm waiting for my wake up call
And everything, everything's my fault

And I'm a death threat haven't slept yet,
Baby why the wake up call
I'm a bad boy, tell the tabloids,
Everythings my fault

Whoa whoa yeah, write it write it
Whoa whoa yeah, write it write it
Whoa whoa everything's my fault
Everything's my fault

I went to heaven, I couldn't get in
For what I have done
I said please take me, they said you're crazy
You had too much fun

You can't save me
You can't change me
Well I'm waiting for my wake up call
And everything's my fault

You can't save me
You can't blame me
Well i'm waiting here to take a fall
And everything, everything's my fault

You can't save me
You can't change me
(Everything's my fault)
You can't save me
You can't change me
(Everything's my fault)
You can't save me
You can't change me
(Everything's my fault)
You can't save me
You can't change me
Everyhing's my fault

Monday, February 21, 2005

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

http://www.idlefellows.com/idlethoughts.html

Now I have nothing to do and I'm bored and depressed.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Twas the night before... just the night before, and all was silent through the land. Nary a soul stirred, nary a sign of life moved. The peace of death? Not even close, for without life there is not even death. There was just nothing, grey? What is grey? Lack of colour, lack of lustre, could this be a nightmare or hell? No, just the silent echo of your own screams which pierce the stillness of the place, yet nothing moved or reacted, and no matter how much you scream, you start to realise, that you cannot be sure anymore, whether you are really screaming or it's all just in your head.

Solitude.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

I wanted to write an angry post for the mere sake of posterity and literary flexibility, to conjure the feeling as I write. However I am not able to find that angry seam within my heart to start screaming at someone. After three drafts on my blog, I give up. So I turn to the wide resources of the Internet to what I would like to say to many people, including and especially Ivan. The first one goes especially to him, for I would never know true stupidity until I met him. Without further ado:

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Every person has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.

Has the IQ of lint.

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?

He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.

Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car.

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're practically invulnerable.

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Friday, February 18, 2005

I have too many Instant Messaging programs I think, and my roommate is sort of coaxing me to join AOL. I wonder then, which IM have I not gotten yet.

Anyway, it's sort of odd that I see some people permanently online on their IMs but they are not there. I guess that doesn't really bother me, I do it, but then again I try to reply to whatever messages that crop up while I sleep or am away for extended periods of time due to excessively long lectures and other needless tortures. But I guess what I'm really bothered by most is the fact that most people leave their status as 'Busy' or 'Away' or 'Not Available' or 'Out To Lunch' when they are actually there. It's like messaging one of them, leaving a message, and suddenly they reply.

I wonder what's up with that? Doesn't the status mean anything anymore? Why do people set themselves as 'Away' if they are there to reply? Does it not mean anything to them? Look, in case you don't know what I'm talking about, it's exactly like leaving a Do Not Disturb sign outside your hotel door for whatever amorous purpose you have in mind, and then the maid decides to walk in on you to clean the room. Now, imagine that happening. It's happening right now, these signs don't matter anymore. Set a sign as "DON'T BOTHER ME OR DIE A PAINFUL DEATH" on your IM and sure enough the person you intend to warn is the first person to come and bother you.

So why bother with these statuses if everyone is just gonna ignore and abuse them? Why bother setting what your status is if no one is gonna pay attention? Or why even bother being online when you're not gonna reply? Hmm?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

I was eating lunch when I suddenly gazed down at the meal I was beholding before me. I was shocked and terrified by the scene before me. To my left was a small plate of spinach with a small dollop of thousand island sauce and a few croutons, to my right was pesto pasta with spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms. I was aghast and horrified! It was an impossibility! I looked at the plates before me again, and I was right, my eyes weren't deceiving me. I had subconsciously not chosen any meat for my lunch!

I shudder at the thought of turning vegetarian.

Somehow the image of a friend, Sue came to mind. Now logically for all those who knew me, there's no way I can be as err... thin (understatement) as Sue. I just thought I'd never become a vegetarian, the stress is too great and I'll miss the pleasure of meat. But here I was eating a vegetarian meal. I therefore resolved to eat some meat during dinner. Then dinner came.

I found myself staring at the same salad and pasta again.

Dammit. I'm gone.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Maybe I should have a casette recorder or a secretary to follow me around and transcribe all my conversations for today. For I guess I come up with my most cynical remarks on Valentine's Day while talking with other people on the spur of the moment. I was walking down to lunch when I turned my head towards the mailroom. There were about 4 bouquet of roses sitting there waiting for some girl to come and pick them up. Perhaps there were more in the morning. But then they probably were claimed already. I went to my mailbox, and turned my combination. There were two letters in there; one was a Valentine's Day card for my roommate, the other was a letter for me. It was a letter from jointly the Society of Actuaries and the Casualty Actuarial Society. I scanned the letter briefly through the lines of "Dear Jason... we offer our congratulations on your successful... will be inspired.... progress into highly respected and rewarding positions... continue educational support... we wish you continued success in your studies."

Perhaps my mind has completely been brainwashed and subverted by the commercialisation of the day with advertisements on television and in the newspapers, but I half expected somewhere in this professional letter to wish me Happy Valentine's Day. I say it's not good, the commercial and cultural obsession with this day is getting to me. Perhaps commercialisation has really adverse effects on the superficiality of the special day.

I asked Jane what she thought about the commercialisation of Valentine's Day. She was quite irritated that I had to ask such questions, but with undue persistence she relented and told me why she hated the holiday so much. She said roses die, so does love, it is as simple and plain. I wondered what made her so cold and cynical. She told me to shut up when I asked. I am forced to back away from such familiar hostility.

So I resorted to the poor man's encyclopedia by looking up Wikipedia and Google for the meaning of roses above the petty commercialisation of Valentine's Day. Red roses are Venus's favourite flower, and the rose has is a flower with a universal meaning. Every rose of a different colour has some sort of symbolic meaning. Wikipedia tells me:

Red: love
Pink: grace
Dark Pink: gratitude
Light Pink: admiration, sympathy
White: innocence, secrecy
Yellow: dying love
Orange: passion
Burgundy: beauty
Blue: mystery

As a side note, blue roses were artifically dyed roses until 2004 when a Japanese company Florigene created the first blue rose through genetic engineering after 15 years of research.

I can't think of a decent refutation to Jane's argument. Seems all so superficial giving roses as symbols of love. Perhaps I need to look at things differently. What if roses were carriers of love rather than symbols? What if roses were bearers of messages rather than a symbolic representation of love? Rather like a scented love letter, that would get old, tattered and worn, perhaps a rose is just a messenger of feelings. It's kinda like saying, "I love you" once, it's pointless, it's short-lived, it's only in a moment, but the message it carries lasts forever.

I don't know whether Jane would accept my refutation. I wonder since when have I developed a multiple personality. But I guess I don't want to rant and complain about Valentine's Day anymore. All the columnists in New York has beaten me to it. So guess this is all I got to say.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

I wrote the continuation of the story a long time ago. I guess I should have it done before Valentine's Day, but I suppose some things are just too abrupt and impossible. So I wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day, without any cynicism, though some people might call it Single Awareness Day (SAD) or a day for Single Straight Guys. I'll bitch about Valentine's Day tomorrow, but yeah, may your own love stories come true. So without further ado, here's the second part.

About 15 minutes before the math lecture was over, Jane suddenly started putting her books into her bag even before you do. She has cleared everything, and looks at you and smiles, "Ready?" Then without waiting for you to respond, she gets up and walks out the back of the lecture hall.

For once you feel violated, someone has actually gotten out of the lt before you have. Intrigued, you just picked up your books and walked out too. She was out there leaning against the wall, staring at her hand phone. Seeing that you've come out, she stuffed it into her bag and asks you, "Lunch?"

You wonder what was going on, and whether this twisted fantasy of Jason would get worse, but true to your nature, you just say, "Anything." She thinks for a while, and says, "Fong Seng?" and you reply, "Sure."

As you went to get your food, she has found an empty table somewhere unobtrusively away from the rest of the crowd. As you sit down and say grace, she watches your every movement. You feel the stare of her eyes on your skin and you wonder what was she looking at. She asks, "Are you Christian?"

You shrug and say, "Yeah." She says, "Cool. Me too. Which church do you go to? Or are you like most guys who don't go to church?"

You say, "(name of your church)." She says, "I go to (church)." You nod your head and start eating lunch. She looks around and suddenly spies a guy carrying a basket of roses walking around selling roses to people wandering around the canteen. She breathed a low "F*CK!" as the guy started approach you two. You were completely unaware until the guy was upon you.

He said, "Want to buy a flower for your girlfriend?"

You were completely dumbstruck. Your mouth hangs open and you wonder what in the world was he thinking. You try to stammer up a reply and swallow down your food, but it went down quite wrongly. You cough slightly. Your face burns red, you imagine Jason laughing at you. You grab your drink and take a huge gulp.

Jane suddenly stands up and says loudly, "No roses! Why would you give someone something that dies? Would your girlfriend accept your love if it would die? Get lost! Don't bother us!"

I don't know what goes on through your mind right now. Perhaps you are wondering if everyone is looking at you, perhaps you are wondering why she's so violent and perhaps you're wondering what you could do.

The guy mumbles apologies for disturbing you two and leaves hurriedly. She turns back to you, and continues eating without saying a word. Her composure has resumed back to that normalcy that you think is the real her when you first met her.

She takes two bites of her lunch and stares at it. Suddenly she stands up and says, "I got to go." and you look at her and say, "See you." She smiled awkwardly at you, and then you watch her walk away.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

First and foremost, I guess I must introduce how this story came about. I was talking to (name eliminated due to concealment of identity by request), and we were on a certain subject of what people ask each other after having not met for a long time. He was saying that people ask the same usual things, "Are you married?" and "What are you working as?" I told him that in 5 years time, people would be asking him "Are you married?" on a daily basis, and then upon learning that he is single, old mothers would set up blind dates for him. And furthermore, overseas students are seen as even more prospective son-in-laws.

His reaction was the proverbial "F*CK!" He realised that the blind date thing was more than a terrifying possibility; it was an eventuality. So he figured he needed to lie about having a girlfriend. He asked me to give him a name, and I suggested Jane. I asked him where did he meet Jane, and he said he met her in a math lecture. Me, for all my propensity and bullsh*t, baulked at the terrible story he came up with. So I offered to conjure up a more plausible and romantic version for him. Of course I didn't mention that I'd make it cheesy. But then again, he should have known that after knowing me for a long time. Note: This story is long.

And finally, I would like to dedicate this to my friend who has provided inspiration and circumstance for writing this story, and also to another friend whom which I owe a story to. By the way, do you guys really want to know who this person is? So without further crap, here goes:


Tomorrow, you'd show up at the Esplanade. You'll watch a free show on the bay in the evening, standing at the back of the crowd, clearly sneering at the plebians unable to distinguish between jazz, blues and pop. And soon, the performance ended and the crowd parted. You were sure if you stood in the crowd any longer, you'd rip apart people like a bloodthirsty werewolf.

And amidst the crowd, you see a girl dressed in jeans and a white T-shirt with black words, "So Sue Me!" look at you and smile. And you look away hurriedly, thinking she couldn't be looking at you. And you look up again, and she was there, still smiling, walking towards you.

A horror movie flashes through your head. She's a ghost, a vampire, a drug junkie fast approaching you. Run! Run! Your mind screams. No! You're hallucinating! Another voice shouts. You feel your palms sweati9ng, and before your body could react, you heard her say:

"You're in NUS arts fac right?"

Dammit! You think. The world has psychic powers except you. You would begin wearing that tin foil hat in the movie Signs.

You try to imagine the sentence "YES I'M FROM NUS ARTS FAC!" in your head, trying to test her psychic powers. There is a long awkward pause in between you too, and perhaps this is one of those cheesy movie moments, where the world ceased to exist around you and this girl.

She looks at you for an answer, then finally says, "I guess you don't talk much, if you talk at all. After all you don't speak up in lecture."

Finally, you decided she wasn't a figment of your imagination, and you say, "Yeah. How did you know?"

She laughs, and says, "Don't you remember? I'm from your math lecture!"

You frantically search your memory for some sort of image of her, but nothing comes to mind. You don't even know what the professor looks like; that's how little you attend lectures. You finally shrug and say, "I don't really remember... I am the first one out of the LT usually."

And she laughs again, and says, "That's how I remember you."

You blush! You could actually show some sort of embarassment, contrary from your typical indifference. Perhaps somehow people notice you more than you think. You looked surprised and resolve never to be the first one out of the lecture theatre ever again. Of course then you'd forget about it, because you're in a rush for lunch.

She sticks out her hand, and introduces herself, "I'm Jane." You stare at the gesture of openness with some sort of suspicion and tentatively shook her hand lightly. "(name again explicitly deleted)" you mutter kinda softly.

"(name) is it?" She smiles at you again, "I guess I'll see you around in Math lecture sometime. See you." And you just said goodbye. And she turns around and walks off, leaving you wondering whether that did just happen, or did Jason just orchestrate the biggest possible prank on the planet?

But you push it out of your head, it doesn't matter. There's no way you'd see her again. You think to yourself, though she isn't your typical hot babe, she has some sort of charm around her. But what are you thinking? After all love is chickensh*t which tastes like chocolate.

Though you soon forgot about it, and Monday came.

People were still coming into lecture, and suddenly, while you were about to doze off, you hear a vaguely familiar voice, "Is anyone sitting here?" And while you lifted your head off the table to look up, someone has already sat down beside you.

While you were grasping for some words to say besides the typical "Hi" in shock of the moment, because you felt somewhat obliged to say something, a girl carrying the largest teddy bear and a whole bunch of pink, red and white balloons and a huge bouquet of roses walked into the lecture hall.

She says "F*ck!" under her breath and says, "I so hate Valentine's Day. It sucks."

And perhaps, you are amazed, surprised and shocked even that someone would agree with your exact sentiments as the girl sat a few rows in front of you, the dangling balloons blocking your view of the professor and board in front.

Jane speaks aloud to the person in front, "Could you be more considerate when you shove your tokens of endearments in other people's faces?"

And you suddenly acquired new-found respect for Jane and her forthright bitchiness. As the girl in front apologises and puts her balloons in some unobtrusive corner of the lecture theatre, Jane mutters, "Ah lian!" under her breath.

All this time, you remain somewhat awestruck her "f*ck-you-coz-you-got-flowers" attitude, and felt perhaps you are not alone in feeling that Valentine's Day is a purely commercial event.

She turns to you and says, "I really hate Valentine's Day. Bloody waste of money and good flowers. What's the point of giving so many roses which are just going to be thrown away at the end of the day?"

And here in your mind, you recall a certain fact that Jason told you on Sunday morning, that about 50 million roses are cut and sold just for Valentine's Day around the world, though you ignored it.

Before you can assent your opinion or anything, she continues, "It's all fake. Even real roses are fake. It doesn't mean anything that ah lian might take it to mean."

But before she could continue bitching about Valentine's Day, the professor walks in, and she fell silent, not bothering you at all once throughout the lecture.

To be continued

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

I was in the elevator on my way down to the dining hall, when there was this guy and girl beside me who were talking. They were both Americans and well, they were pretty much college students, otherwise they wouldn't be in my dorm. Anyway, the guy asked the girl, "Do you know what day it is?"

I smirked to myself. Perhaps this is one of those times I was amused that Americans did realise that there was a Chinese in the elevator, and they knew something about Chinese culture and how that today was Chinese New Year Eve where the family gathered together to celebrate the occasion in a symbolic unity where they eat a huge dinner, full of meaning and tradition which is suppose to represent the times, trials, tribulations and troubles of the year, and how the next year promised to be better, and that the family would always be together.

The girl replied, "No."

I thought to myself, how damn typical, not to realise another culture is going on before you, and that New York remains the capital of the world. Why can't you people realise that there are other races and cultures and traditions living in the same city beside you? And I was thoroughly amused. Then cameth the fall. The guy said:

"Mardi Gras."

Though I would like the story to end with "Mardi Gras" as the punchline, I need to explain what this holiday is for those non-college students and non-Americans. Mardi Gras is typically celebrated in New Orleans and it is some sort of siesta where people come out dressed in outlandish and almost bare costumes, hanging beads around each others necks, partying like crazy for a long long time, the whole Tuesday night, coz Mardi Gras is held on the second Tuesday of February or something like that. And when there are parties, there is of course sex, drugs and booze. And loads of sex, drugs and booze. Wild parties are not uncommon and people tend to do the wildest things, which perhaps is the furthest thing there ever will be from a family-traditional-holiday like Chinese New Year, and the only thing that Mardi Gras ever does celebrate is once again, sex, drugs and booze.

Monday, February 07, 2005

If there was ever a question, what is the biggest holiday in the United States of America, it would be the Superbowl. An event that is stereotypically American. Though it isn't a holiday, it is an event that involves more Americans than in the elections for the President of the United States of America. The Superbowl is hailed as all that is American, and all that is representative of what America really is truly about, and that is wide-screen tvs, junk food, sports and cheerleaders.

The NFL is like a religion to Americans, and Superbowl is the highlight of the celebration. It has over 21 million viewers, it has more tradition in it that most religions I know of, and since last years Janet Jackson's memorable wardrobe malfunction, it is perhaps what every full-blooded American guy wants, all on his wide-screen high-definition plasma tv, which is sports, beer and boobs.

When I beheld the gala event that is the Superbowl, I am amazed at the prestige involved in the whole thing. Celebries from all over come to witness the annual event, and past presidents show up to honor what is the Superbowl. But above all, the Superbowl is exactly like what it is in the Greco-Roman days of bloody gladiator fights in the arenas. Two teams of men, beating the hell out of each other, with just a set of rules and no weapons. You'd think the ball was only in the game to give people a reason to attack the man holding the ball. Each act of violence, or great sack, interception or tackle is met with great roars of approval from the crowd, very much reminiscent of when the emperor of Rome point his thumb downwards, allowing the victor to decapitate the loser to the great bloodthirsty approval of the crowd.

But above all, what is most characteristic of the Superbowl is that it is polluted by the megacorporations of America seeking to use their 2.5 million dollars per 30 second advertisement slot, to tout products that is distinctintly America: Ford, Pepsi, Bud and other corporations that is America. During the halftime, these corporations display their new advertisements in hope of brainwashing the masses into buying more of their products and worship the god that is multinational corporation America.

Heh, from what I see, I wonder, is America represented by the Superbowl or is the Superbowl represented by America?

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Improve.

Friday, February 04, 2005

Do good writers know how to write good?

I wonder. I wonder if I am in a position to call myself a good writer. Some people say I have talent. I beg to differ. I would think that they are lavishing flattering praise, whereas a literary Simon Cowell out there would say in his snotty voice:

"That was absolutely horrid."

How to write good? I guess this is a dilemma that writers do face. Some imaginary ruler as a guide, some ethereal yardstick to measure, the canons of the past greats, all towering before a humble piece of writing. But what am I saying? I'm just asking, do writers consciously know how to write good? Would they know if their piece of work turns out to be a great piece of work, or just another pile of words compiled together, deemed to be rubbish and a waste of paper?

I don't know. I write, and I write good, and I write bad. But where does it all end up? I don't know. How can a good writer not know what good writing is?

A bird was scratching away at the dirt, when suddenly an earthworm popped it's head out from the ground. It saw the bird, looked at it's watch and said, "Hah! You're late! It is the evening already. Ever heard of the cliche, 'The early bird always catches the worm'?"

The bird turned it's head, looked at the triumphant worm and stared. The worm gloated and laughed, until suddenly realisation dawned upon it. It was too late. The bird pecked and grabbed the screaming earthworm in it's beak, then rend it apart as it devoured the juicy succulent pink earthworm.

The moral of the story: Birds can't tell time.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

I find myself strangely awake at 7:30am one Wednesday morning. Yeah, I had decent amounts of sleep last night. And I'm not suffering from insomnia. I'm just up one early morning - and the entire problem is that I don't have classes today and I'm up at 7:30am in the morning.

I guess Tuesdays are the greatest hurdles of the week. Tuesdays are rather busy days, which never seem to end. I am sorry I cannot control much of my temper or actions on those days. I feel that I should deal minimally with other people on those kind of days. It isn't really a problem. I just need rest on Tuesdays. Yet my schedule on Tuesdays allow for no rest until Wednesday. That's about how it is.

Jacques Rousseau talks about the unsociable sociability of man. I'm kinda sure that this is not what he has in mind. But this is pretty much it, in a sense. People are microcosms of man. And when I wish to be left alone, I also wish that someone would ask, if I'm okay. It is an odd sense of conflict. On one hand, I don't wish to be known by others, yet on the other, I wish people would understand me. Wherefore is the middleground that I am comfortable upon? What is it that I want from people?

What do I expect from people?

Herein lies all that is wrong and confusing. Herein is all the conflicts of opposing wants, desires and needs. Expectation. Isn't it like a Pandora's Box? We don't know what to expect from other people, yet at the same time we go forth and cascade our torrential expectations on some soul. To place our faith in another human being to succeed where we ourselves have failed. We ask for help, in things that we ourselves are powerless to accomplish on our own ability. I think of the man who was drowning, not waving. Was he expecting something? Who was he expecting? Are his expectations justified? Strange isn't it? Another apparent paradox. We understand little of ourselves, and even less of others. Then we go ahead and expect fulfilled expectations from others. Our subconscious wants and desires imposed upon another fellow human being, where we want and want and want...

Is a human being an infinitely empty vessel? Perhaps it is. I would think so. Our wants and desires which fill us, are bigger than ourselves. Imagine a human being. A child, whom the entire world pours its love, attention and possessions to him. Could this child still be wanting? What else could this child possibly want? I don't know, my limited imagination prevents me from thinking and delving further into the possibilities. What more could a person, who is loved and cherished by everyone want? Could I honestly say, nothing more? There could be some bigger abstract ideal, which the child wants and could only understand, since he is not found wanting of our typical materialistic desires.

Maybe I'm thinking about all of this wrong. Perhaps I have no clearly declared my parameters. I guess I should start thinking in the viewpoint of an economist. After all, economics tells me that in an infinite amount of time, there is an infinite amount of resources, therefore there is no scarcity. Economists, correct me if I'm wrong, but without scarcity, there is no economics. Similarly, with a human, our wants and desires are culmulated throughout our past, present and future. Therefore it is clear that our wants and desires are infinite. Infinite possibilities of the future, infinite expectations to fulfill each of these possibilities.

So I must somehow restrict my wants, desires and expectations to the present. Right now. I encountered an inspirational quote, in a time when I find that quotes seemed no longer inspirational to me. The guy states that only the present matters now, because we are not shackled by our past, and if we do our best for the present, there is nothing to regret in the future. I find it interesting that we are no longer bound by who we were, but who we are. And perhaps more importantly, if we do our best for the future, how can the future turn out less than the best? It's mathematical is it not? So clearly, I should think about current expectations and current wants. It is after all what matters the most. Omit all "in case" and "maybe" and "perhaps". Rather, what do I need right now?

What do I need right now?

I think you know what I need right now. I think those who understand me know what I need right now. It is sort of a subtle test of misplaced expectations of the people I know. I must admit that expectations are a selfish thing. But I've always tried to understand your expectations of me. Where I might have failed, I wish you success, which would strive me to succeed someday.