Jason: I was thinking about getting married...
Childish Jason: Oooh... someone wants get married, he wants to get some smoochie smoochies.
Kinky Jason; Oh sure, I think wants to get more than that... hehe... missing out on a little bit of action aren't we?
Mature Jason: Is that all you ever think of? Look, this guy's not getting any younger...
Sarcastic Jason: He's not get any either.
Responsible Jason: Hey hey... pottery barn rule, you pop the cherry, you pay for it.
Cynical Jason: Marriage is the longest sentence.
Romantic Jason: I think it's just sweet he's thinking of getting married.
Lonely Jason: Yeah, it would be nice to spend the rest of his days with someone special. He needs someone.
Macho Jason: Bah! Real men don't need someone else. Real men need beer, fast car and a good lifetime porn subscription.
Sensitive Jason: What about his emotional needs? What about his own personal welfare? What about growing old?
Old Fogey Jason: If you were old like me, you wouldn't want to find yourself married to a wrinkled old hag.
Dreamer Jason: ... and live happily ever after.
Gibberish Jason: Guh duh buh wha...
Sensible Jason: Nonsense, he's 21, he should be thinking about the future.
Pampered Jason: But he's too young to be thinking of marriage? Isn't that something you do when you're an adult?
Drill Sergeant Jason: You just wanna get out of the army, get out of boot camp and have some fun don't you? Don't you! Don't look at me! And address me as Sire! And do 1000 pushups! Now! In the rain! With no clothes!
Sardonic Jason: And that's kinda how marriage is.
Contemplative Jason: I wonder who he wants to marry.
Contemptible Jason: I wonder whether he even has someone in mind.
Hurt Jason: You guys don't give a rats ass about his feelings at all do you? All you do is chant me, me, me and me.
Selfish Jason: That's my job.
Defender of Justice Jason: Give the guy a break! He wants to think of marriage, let him think!
Delusional Jason: Get married, settle down in a nice house in the suburbs with two kids and two cars and a nice pet dog named Benny. Then spend the rest of your retirement money on Prozac.
Cheap Jason: You want a wife? Get a slut instead. Same sexual gratification. Her rates are lower, and you get free STDs too.
High class Jason: You can't marry below your noble stature. She must be a purebred, of high class and nobility, refined and cultured, able to tell the different between pignot greigo and contandi castaldi.
Down to Earth Jason: Cut the crap. Dude, just marry who you like. We'll love her anyway.
Demoralised Jason: I wonder if any girl would like him in the first place. He's ugly, dense, hard to please and too sarcastic.
Egotistical Jason: Who wouldn't love a guy like him? Brave, strong, courageous, witty, charming...
Paranoid Jason: For all you know, the girl he chooses might be a fem-bot with the sole intention of assassinating him. Or worse, she might be a he!
Homophobe Jason: No!! No no no no no! Death to such ugly thoughts!
Realistic Jason: Well if he's gonna get married someday, he might as well think of it.
Evil Jason: No! He can't get married! We have plans together! Take over the world, build a death ray, enslave the human population, visit the strip club on 41th Street!
Xtreme Jason: Dude! What about xtreme bungee jumping? Or xtreme stuff like sticking your head in the oven? You're not going to leave me to do those things alone are you?
Domesticated Jason: Listen guys, I know I made all those promises, but I have a commitment that I cannot break... I can't leave my wife, what if she needs me?
Sardonic Jason: Face it, you're just tired of being alone. Get a life.
Apathetic Jason: Ah, what the heck.
... and the debate continues.