Checked Out
There you are, standing in a line at a supermarket. You feel the gaze of people as their lewd looks wash over your body, and you feel like a victim of an overactive imagination. Yet the worse part comes, when you finally reach the end of the line, and the guy at the check out counter starts reaching into your basket and handling your goods.
"Hey nice buns."
"What round melons you have."
"Got milk?"
Even though the guy at the supermarket counter is called the check-out guy, I don't think he has any right to do any sort of "checking out". I find it somewhat disturbing to be judged and discriminated by what I buy, when I buy and how much I buy.
"Hmm... Mac & Cheese right? How's college?"
"Coffee? Doing a lot of late night studying, huh?"
"PRICE CHECK ON TWELVE PACK CONDOMS ON AISLE 12!"
They seem to pass down judgement with every guilty pleasure in your shopping basket. They discriminate so easily. Junk food? College student. Fruits? Married guy or just gay. Fresh, organic vegetables? Lesbian, vegan couple. Yes, you can always spot them, from their organic fresh pickles to their hippie-colored, Alpaca, au naturale, clothing, and you just can't miss that other similarly dressed woman who seems conjoined to her by the hands, or lips.
It's sort of like a fat lady comes to the counter, and starts putting low-fat icecream, low-fat sausages, low-fat cooking oil, low-fat pig lard, low-fat fat and low-fat cholestrol... then the guy must have been trying to stiffle back a laughter and yell out loud, "Forget low fat, lady, just don't eat for a month and save an Ethiopian village."
But after all, you are what you eat, and implicitly, by association, you are what you shop. But hey, I just want a huge bag of chips once in a while. Call it guilty pleasure, call it necessary sin, call it whatever, it doesn't need to be judged. I'm just glad to get out of there, with my package, and my dignity, still intact.
"Hey nice buns."
"What round melons you have."
"Got milk?"
Even though the guy at the supermarket counter is called the check-out guy, I don't think he has any right to do any sort of "checking out". I find it somewhat disturbing to be judged and discriminated by what I buy, when I buy and how much I buy.
"Hmm... Mac & Cheese right? How's college?"
"Coffee? Doing a lot of late night studying, huh?"
"PRICE CHECK ON TWELVE PACK CONDOMS ON AISLE 12!"
They seem to pass down judgement with every guilty pleasure in your shopping basket. They discriminate so easily. Junk food? College student. Fruits? Married guy or just gay. Fresh, organic vegetables? Lesbian, vegan couple. Yes, you can always spot them, from their organic fresh pickles to their hippie-colored, Alpaca, au naturale, clothing, and you just can't miss that other similarly dressed woman who seems conjoined to her by the hands, or lips.
It's sort of like a fat lady comes to the counter, and starts putting low-fat icecream, low-fat sausages, low-fat cooking oil, low-fat pig lard, low-fat fat and low-fat cholestrol... then the guy must have been trying to stiffle back a laughter and yell out loud, "Forget low fat, lady, just don't eat for a month and save an Ethiopian village."
But after all, you are what you eat, and implicitly, by association, you are what you shop. But hey, I just want a huge bag of chips once in a while. Call it guilty pleasure, call it necessary sin, call it whatever, it doesn't need to be judged. I'm just glad to get out of there, with my package, and my dignity, still intact.