The Palin De-Factor
I’d just like to say first and foremost that I called it, and that Governor Sarah Palin has been nothing more than a liability to John McCain during his presidential bid in 2008.
To be honest, if none of us stands up and decries the embarrassment that is Palin, then it is a failure of democracy, plain and simple. Her abject stupidity, faux-folksy demeanour and bimbo-like posturing screams everything that no one wants as a vice-president. She has more right to be on the cover of some tabloid than in the White House. To date, she has done more to ruin McCain’s presidential bid while furthering her own political ambitions, rather than actually play her part in a presidential campaign. If anything Palin is, she is not a team player.
Take her recent history for example, showing abuse of gubernatorial powers in allowing her husband to attend official meetings, trying to get her sister’s-in-law ex-husband fired as a State Trooper, misappropriated state funds to fly her children around the country and, get this, the latest updates, spent $150,000 on clothing, hair-styling and accessories for her vice-presidential bid.
Holy Jesus, that costs more than Joe the Plumber’s house!
So far, evidence has surfaced that Palin’s nothing more than “just another politician”. She’s not another maverick, despite selling an unneeded, extravagant private jet at a loss to the state of Alaska or saying no to the Bridge to Nowhere, but then keeping the money instead. She’s corrupt, abusive and power-hungry: not a good combination in any leader that you’d want.
In fact, let’s just be frank about it. It’s undeniable that Sarah Palin has generated huge buzz when she was chosen. It’s true that she “energized the GOP base” and that she “breathed life into McCain’s campaign” and that she was a choice that made McCain more of a maverick than some old, tried-and-tested politician.
But therein lies the brilliant lie. People didn’t like Sarah Palin. In fact, no one has made up their minds about her yet. But truth be told, people were curious about Sarah Palin. That’s why there was all this hype. People haven’t made up their minds yet who Sarah Palin is, and it is to a large extent, part of this curiosity that led to a misleading surge in numbers. And so people were really curious about what this woman had to offer.
And to everyone’s horror, so far, nothing good’s been coming out of her closet. The GOP party has slumped to find good points to pad her thin and starving resume. Sure, she said no to the bridge, but that was a flip-flop after she learnt that people didn’t want the bridge, so kudos to her that she actually listens to the public. But then again, she kept the money, and funnelled it into other seemingly useless pork-filled projects. Then how about the plane? Yeah, it was sold at a loss on matter of principle, but it wasn’t a good business decision anyway.
Look, the thing about this Palin is that there are plenty of things to criticize about her. And most of it is relevant to the campaign. And most of it is true too. Which is why she hasn’t come out and repudiated most of these claims. Instead, knowing that she has no reason for anyone to vote for her, she goes out there and panders to the crowd about a hundred and one reasons not to vote for Obama.
Palin’s enjoying the limelight she definitely doesn’t deserve. In fact, the public should not let her fade into obscurity like most VP-candidates of failed presidential bids, but she should rise to notoriety to the likes of infamous traitors to their cause; Benedict Arnold, Guy Fawkes and Marcus Junius Brutus. She has turned traitor to the McCain’s presidency, flaunted her newfound popularity just like all those new upcoming celebrities and drowning in her own fame as more and more of her misdoings are uncovered. She has failed the litmus test of McCain’s maverick-styled leadership and instead of backing McCain, she is trying to run this campaign as though it was hers. She’s becoming an increasing liability to McCain, and she’s constantly making false claims and wrongful accusations of the other camp, pandering to common smears and lies.
If George W. Bush has ever proved one thing, it is that we don’t want a C-average student running the country. Then how do we put up with a Barbie-doll, hockey-mom who has gone through four colleges, regularly shoots moose and thinks that she has sufficient foreign policy experience just because Alaska is next to Russia?
The efforts to paint Sarah Palin as “one of us” has failed miserably, even with her folksy talk and cutesy gestures. She’s a dumbass, true and simple, and if she winks one more damned time at the camera, I’ma gonna demand to see her on the cover of Penthouse. And what’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom again?
Lipstick, $150,000 worth of clothing, and a long list of ethical and legal abuse, that’s what.
To be honest, if none of us stands up and decries the embarrassment that is Palin, then it is a failure of democracy, plain and simple. Her abject stupidity, faux-folksy demeanour and bimbo-like posturing screams everything that no one wants as a vice-president. She has more right to be on the cover of some tabloid than in the White House. To date, she has done more to ruin McCain’s presidential bid while furthering her own political ambitions, rather than actually play her part in a presidential campaign. If anything Palin is, she is not a team player.
Take her recent history for example, showing abuse of gubernatorial powers in allowing her husband to attend official meetings, trying to get her sister’s-in-law ex-husband fired as a State Trooper, misappropriated state funds to fly her children around the country and, get this, the latest updates, spent $150,000 on clothing, hair-styling and accessories for her vice-presidential bid.
Holy Jesus, that costs more than Joe the Plumber’s house!
So far, evidence has surfaced that Palin’s nothing more than “just another politician”. She’s not another maverick, despite selling an unneeded, extravagant private jet at a loss to the state of Alaska or saying no to the Bridge to Nowhere, but then keeping the money instead. She’s corrupt, abusive and power-hungry: not a good combination in any leader that you’d want.
In fact, let’s just be frank about it. It’s undeniable that Sarah Palin has generated huge buzz when she was chosen. It’s true that she “energized the GOP base” and that she “breathed life into McCain’s campaign” and that she was a choice that made McCain more of a maverick than some old, tried-and-tested politician.
But therein lies the brilliant lie. People didn’t like Sarah Palin. In fact, no one has made up their minds about her yet. But truth be told, people were curious about Sarah Palin. That’s why there was all this hype. People haven’t made up their minds yet who Sarah Palin is, and it is to a large extent, part of this curiosity that led to a misleading surge in numbers. And so people were really curious about what this woman had to offer.
And to everyone’s horror, so far, nothing good’s been coming out of her closet. The GOP party has slumped to find good points to pad her thin and starving resume. Sure, she said no to the bridge, but that was a flip-flop after she learnt that people didn’t want the bridge, so kudos to her that she actually listens to the public. But then again, she kept the money, and funnelled it into other seemingly useless pork-filled projects. Then how about the plane? Yeah, it was sold at a loss on matter of principle, but it wasn’t a good business decision anyway.
Look, the thing about this Palin is that there are plenty of things to criticize about her. And most of it is relevant to the campaign. And most of it is true too. Which is why she hasn’t come out and repudiated most of these claims. Instead, knowing that she has no reason for anyone to vote for her, she goes out there and panders to the crowd about a hundred and one reasons not to vote for Obama.
Palin’s enjoying the limelight she definitely doesn’t deserve. In fact, the public should not let her fade into obscurity like most VP-candidates of failed presidential bids, but she should rise to notoriety to the likes of infamous traitors to their cause; Benedict Arnold, Guy Fawkes and Marcus Junius Brutus. She has turned traitor to the McCain’s presidency, flaunted her newfound popularity just like all those new upcoming celebrities and drowning in her own fame as more and more of her misdoings are uncovered. She has failed the litmus test of McCain’s maverick-styled leadership and instead of backing McCain, she is trying to run this campaign as though it was hers. She’s becoming an increasing liability to McCain, and she’s constantly making false claims and wrongful accusations of the other camp, pandering to common smears and lies.
If George W. Bush has ever proved one thing, it is that we don’t want a C-average student running the country. Then how do we put up with a Barbie-doll, hockey-mom who has gone through four colleges, regularly shoots moose and thinks that she has sufficient foreign policy experience just because Alaska is next to Russia?
The efforts to paint Sarah Palin as “one of us” has failed miserably, even with her folksy talk and cutesy gestures. She’s a dumbass, true and simple, and if she winks one more damned time at the camera, I’ma gonna demand to see her on the cover of Penthouse. And what’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom again?
Lipstick, $150,000 worth of clothing, and a long list of ethical and legal abuse, that’s what.